Amazing Soul Cycle Parody: 'Lululemon Pants, Lululemon Shirt, Lululemon Tampon...' (VIDEO)

Meet "Dance Armstrong," the most inspirational spinning instructor ever. His spin class is his family and they also happen to resemble the Kardashians.

Let his story give you a look into the beauty that's really behind the likes of Soul Cycle, because as the brilliant instructor says, "Spinning is great but you don't wanna bike 'cause you don't wanna pass poor people in the street."

So, watch above. There's a LOT of Lululemon.

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